I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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