I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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