There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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