1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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