I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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