Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
