You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Randomize
