can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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