margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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