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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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