Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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