I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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