Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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