She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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