are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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