No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
