yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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