So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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