im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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