Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Pooping to opera.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
