In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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