She is in my trunk
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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