You really coming over, don't trick.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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