3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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