I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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