phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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