Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Randomize
