Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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