Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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