there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize
