I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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