I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
