Banned from zoo.
Again?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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