All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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