Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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