I look better un-naked...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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