we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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