Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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