what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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