fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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