Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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