Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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