I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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