I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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