we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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