how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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