If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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