I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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