how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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