you guys were way drunker than both of me
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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