ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
