Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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