Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
