HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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