the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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