haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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