He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just invented taco cereal.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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